Friday, February 29, 2008

let us just suppose for the sake of argument

that i could not open the window in question. well then also for the sake of argument, i would have to declare a certain room off limits. off limits to me at least. that is what would happen, for the sake of argument.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

you'll find me there staring back at you!

me: i tried to open a window.
you: you tried and failed?
me: i tried and failed.
you: must have been painted shut.
me: on the outside too.
you: you should have tried harder.
when: you still had a chance.

oh my god i can't fucking breath in here fuck what the fuck

dammit.

today i am wearing a facemask

what are you wearing?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

okay, now it's done; the power is completely and totally not an issue

he just left. and will send the bill to someone else. i always knew that someday i really would finally be grounded. completely and totally grounded. and now for something completely next, carpet cleaning. does anyone know a good service? i do.

Monday, February 25, 2008

the power is almost no longer an issue

but let us suppose just for the sake of discussion, that i were going to buy a new car. what would it be?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

the electrician is coming tomorrow

slight problem with the power.