this week jane took more attention than me

she must die.

actually now i'm not so sure

if i still have to get that license. i'm just not exactly sure. not exactly.

i have to get a new driver's license

does that make me illegal?

i can't tell if i'm hungry or i'm dying

what if it's both? only one way to find out.

i just vacuumed the floor

i don't normally do that. but i have been having allergy problems and i thought it might help if i removed some of the dust from my environment. i'm not sure exactly how much dust i removed. in fact, i may have actually created more dust than was there before. when i had to take apart the vacuum because i sucked something in i wasn't supposed to. and there was this big cloud of dust. and it turns out the thing i rescued was totally stupid and i would have done myself a favor if i had just let sucked things stay sucked. i'm not good with other people's appliances. and now i have to sneeze. i wonder how many claritins it takes to kill a small animal.

oprah winfrey just called me to apologize

i have no idea what for, but i told her i understood. and that everything would be ok, as long as she didn't call me any more.

here, here's a post for you

now fuck off.