my eyes are watering; i'm going insane

chlorox is to blame. not me, chlorox. pure. powerful. chlorox. i must go (the hell out of here).

today is small

it has been a small day today.

mildew is the problem

definitely. no seriously.

they are delivering it now

right now! well, not "right now" exactly, but around 2-3 pm. in a big box. they are bringing it in in a big box. only they and i know what it is.

this time it was a guy

and this time, it was personal. and i got three packs of weather stripping. consider me stripped.

i am headed to the hardware store

i will buy one light. and one extension cord. the girl will ring me up and say that it's exactly twenty dollars. including tax. isn't that weird? it will happen.

i am so totally doing it right now

and everybody knows it.

i'm back now

i came back.

god dammit let me go

let me go, let me leave. i've got shit to do. stop. why won't you stop? just stop.

when people stop paying attention to me

1. it's just wrong.
2. it's quite wrong.
3. they die.
4. tell me more tell me more.
5. why is this not a poll?

ok i quite lied earlier

of course i didn't buy a house. i signed a lease though? is that almost as good?

and still no dishwasher

or kitchen island.