i live next to an IKEA.
Monday, September 3, 2007
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1 comment:
they (and by "they" i mean the swedish) built one of those near where my mom taught kindergarten. one day they (and by "they" i mean her class) were talking about africa and languages. my mom asked "and where do you think they speak swahili?" a little boy raised his hand and said: "Ikea."
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