Thursday, September 6, 2007

I have a wrinkled pepper

In my fridge, there is one of those beautiful peppers, you know the kind that are orange or yellow and cost way more than the green ones? It’s because they have to be individually sneaked in from Europe. Homeland security does not want bright colored peppers in our country. And this makes them cost more. Oh right, so mine got wrinkled. It’s because I always buy them. Cause they’re so shiny and cool. But I have no idea what to do with it, so I just look at it. But now it’s all wrinkled. I have to go to the store now, and get a new one.

click here if you would like to know what really happened to that pepper.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just eat it up.

Anonymous said...

send it to the government.

Anonymous said...

Help the aged.

Cold Bacon said...

ha ha. what do the aged want with a pepper?

Anonymous said...

Help the aged pepper.

shannonononon said...

how come you can cook lamb roast, but have no idea what to do with a pepper? i think you're a faker. or is it fakir... maybe it's both.

make some chicken fajitas. they will make you happy. or, better yet, make me some chicken fajitas. they will make me happy.

Cold Bacon said...

your accusations are fair, like your eyes and soft lips. i have adjusted my lamb posts accordingly.

Cold Bacon said...

do you find it, risible?

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